They say a man becomes manlier and hotter when he has a beard or a face full of hair. For example, just look at Tom Hardy. With facial hair, he seems literally irresistible to any woman I know. You know, there is one more step you can go, an elite form on manliness: When he can pull off a moustache. Sure the characters in this list may not actually exist, but they are still the manliest of men.
5. Sir Galahad – The Order 1886
Sir Galahad deserves to be on this list simply because it’s probably the only time you’re going to hear “Top 5” and “The Order: 1886” in the same sentence and it not include words like “disappointment” or “utter sh**”. He’s on this list simply because the technology behind the game was pretty spectacular and honestly I don’t think a moustache has ever looked as good as it did in The Order: 1886.
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Check out The Order 1886 HERE
4. Mario – Super Mario
I’m going to be completely honest: I completely forgot Mario had a moustache until I researched this article. His happy little face, big roundy nose, and that bright red cap just took the attention away from his moustache to me for the last number of years. Kinda weird when you think that one of the most child friendly faces in the whole world has a big dirty moustache on it no?
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Check out Mario HERE
3. Dr. Robotnik – Sonic
Dr. Robotnik is a madman. Do you know how I know that? Because he just doesn’t look after his moustache. Anytime you see him, it’s wild and unmanageable. He doesn’t realise how thankful he should be that a moustache like that graces his face. Not everyone can grow one, especially not to the potential the he can but he squanders his time to stopping a damn blue hedgehog. In my opinion, he deserves to always lose for letting a good thing go like that moustache.
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Check out Sonic HERE
2. Solid Snake – Metal Gear Solid 4
The definition of a legend, and throughout the Metal Gear Solid series, he’s proved that he can pretty much do everything. That all culminates in Metal Gear Solid 4 where he models a moustache that would make Tom Selleck proud. He may be ageing prematurely in this game but his moustache is timeless.
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Check out Metal Gear Solid HERE
1. Captain Price – Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
What the hell can I say about Captain Price’s moustache other than words to describe it: manly, incredible, glorious, we are not worthy Captain! He’s a huge part of what made the Modern Warfare so damn good and despite the rough situations you were in (I mean, it is war), his moustache remaining perfectly intact was what reminded you that there was going to be light again tomorrow to keep fighting. Hoo rah!
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Jason Redmond
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